Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's,
best friend's, son-in-law's cousin.
Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard
and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day around a curve.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers
and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone.
They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot